Eleanor Rigby

~Oh the places you'll go~

creepitrevl asked: Just saw that post that said I could introduce myself and figured I would go ahead and do it haha. I shouldn't tumbl while drunk

You should only be on tumblr when you’re drunk.

dannerzz:

my mom has been a cop for over 20 years and she is the one who constantly warns me about police aggression and young male cops and told me that if you’re ever alone on a rural road and a cop throws their lights on to put on your four ways and drive to the next gas station before stopping because so many cops are scum and it’s not worth the chance of getting hurt. the fact that SHE feels the need to tell me this shit scares me to death

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sealfie:

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